Sardarji with computer

[paklover]

Sardar ne makhi k par tor k kaha,Urr ja.

But.

makhi nahin uri,
Sardar ne kaha,
Sabit hua agar makhi k par tor diye
jain to makhi sun nahin sakti

[paklover]

Sardar Attending An Intrview In Software Company.
Manager: Apko MS-OFFICE Malum Hai Kya.
Sardar: Agar Address Denge To Jake Aunga

[paklover]

Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:

1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I’m not a mango man

2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits

3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also

4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.

5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda

[paklover]

Sardar sent sms to his boss:
Me sick, no work.

Boss sms back:
When I am sick I kiss my wife, try it.

2 Hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
Me ok, ur wife very sweet.

[paklover]

aik sardar G. k ghar mein daku a gaay.

daku. oay sardara sona kithay wa juldi dus.
sarder G. lo ki gal kr day O tusi vi mitro. aida wada ghar wa jithay merzi so jaoo.

[paklover]

sardar ji to his friend: Yar bari ushkil main hoon mairi bivi mujh say aik kiss ka 100 RS laiti hay . friend: acha, yar to bara lucky hay doosron say to wo 500RS laiti hay.

[xseoer]

Emm,but i can not find the funny stories?
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